Ill do anything to not do what I am meant to do.
I just drove around for an hour, looking at the same sights I see everyday, but somehow they were transformed into something resembling Narnia, due to the fact I have to smash out three assignments by next week.
Any old excuse will do.
Oh no! I got Season 3 of Gossip Girl for my birthday, I now need to scout out Seasons 1 & 2 so I can truly know what has happened for NYC upper east side elite.
Procrastination makes you do funny things. Like I remember in the HSC I would cook a meal every night and have a glass of red wine because I thought that was the most stressful thing I would ever encounter.
Boy, was I wrong.
HSC time, I also bought the guitar sheets for every Bob Dylan song he has ever penned and stole my brother's guitar in the vain hope I would become the new Joan Baez instead of studying for the 3 hour Geography exam.
But its through university in which I have truly been astounded at my procrastination skills.
It is an excuse to get drunk on a Wednesday night.
I am constantly bothering friends who arent procrastinators into leaving the glow of the computer screen with me and indulging in some tempura prawns.
I re-organise my entire Itunes library and make myself interesting in music I would have scoffed at previously to the looming nature of these three assignments.
I even drove to Tuggerah the other day to look for some books.
No one from Terrigal goes to Tuggerah unless David Jones is having a sale, or they recently discovered there is a Mad Mex there.
Oh and also to visit David Bellato during his chef shift.
See? Even procrastination makes me rag on Tuggerah. Its not that bad of a place, its the start of the Road Trip to Byron/QLD.
Im not to be trusted when I am procrastinating, I am even writing this blog instead of highlighting all the text book bullshit that will eventually lead to me scoring an internship at Take Five mag.
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