Wednesday, January 18, 2012

OLDER & WISER #9

Seems since being back in Australia for a few days, I have learnt quite a bit. So here we go:

1. If you are not directly involved with a situation, you thereby have no right to comment or take it upon yourself to justify what you deem as right. If someone else's business is THAT important to you, then please address the people involved and give them a chance to tell you to get fucked.

2. Girls get too excited about the sun and then burn themselves and then complain about it for the following days and then the cycle will repeat itself until June.

3. Ignorance is not bliss.

4. The way to get a girl, if in fact you want said girl, is to be a hunter. That is how all those dudes who are getting heaps of ass are working it. They pursue the lady with verocity, subtlety and desire instead of sitting  back and waiting for everything to come to them like a lazy motherfucker.

5. Becca Moody is SO weird.

6. I am no longer going to worry or put up with bullshit from people who I do not care about whatsoever.

7. Watching people from afar can make you re-evaluate if they were ever your friend in the first place.

8. Jet Lag is incredible for watching sunrises, seeing really cute puppies and stepping on blue bottles.

9. Being above the clouds made me realise that it is so nice to be alive.

10. David Bellato is one of the best friends I've ever had.

11. Australian slang needs to be utilised a whole lot more as it is hilarious.

12. Do not get too full of yourself, because the only thing that will be there for you in the end is your mirror and a tub of vaseline.

13. It is not fair to lead someone on, sort your shit out or move on.

14. Patience has never been a virtue of mine.

15. Look out yourself, because no one else will.

16. If I won the $15 million powerball I would pay Dr. Dre to ditch Coachella and play at my house.


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