Wednesday, October 5, 2011

WHATS IN, WHATS OUT.



SONG TO PLAY IN THE OFFICE:


DOPE: Creep- TLC        NOT: Somebody That I Used To Know- Gotye feat. Kimbra


SUPERMARKET:


DOPE: Aldi                   NOT: Coles

THING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT:


DOPE: What festival you can not afford to attend.    NOT: The weather

PARTY THEME:


DOPE: Halloween             NOT: Mexico

UNIVERSITY DEGREE:


DOPE: Teaching              NOT: Communications

SUBURB TO LIVE IN SYDNEY:


DOPE: Darlinghurst (or Razorhurst)             NOT: Bondi

TRAUMATIC EVENT:


DOPE: Being yelled at by a junkie       NOT: Being yelled at by a taxi driver


VENUE ON THE CENTRAL COAST:


DOPE: Sirens                               NOT: The Beery

THING TO DO WHILE AT SAID VENUE:


DOPE: Yell at people.                     NOT: Beat up on people

HAIR DO FOR THE LADS:


DOPE: Whispy and long, think the late 70s.      NOT: Shaved with long fringe

RECREATIONAL ILLICIT:


DOPE: MDMA                           NOT: Pingaz

ALCOHOLIC DRINK:


DOPE: Rekorderlig             NOT: Longnecks

SUMMER PASTTIME:


DOPE: Saturday picnic             NOT: Sunday session

SHADY THING TO DO:


DOPE: Pretend you dont have a boyfriend/girlfriend     NOT: Pretending you have a holiday house in Avoca.

FIGHTING STYLE:


DOPE: Passive aggression                     NOT: Assertion

RELATIONSHIP STYLE:


DOPE: Break up with your partner           NOT: Shack up with a partner

GANG AFFILIATION:


DOPE: West Coast                            NOT: East Coast

LOTHARIO FROM THE ISLANDS:


DOPE: Shaggy                                NOT: Sean Paul

PREGGERS WOMAN:


DOPE: Beyonce                           NOT: Octomom.


BEACH TO BAKE AT:


DOPE: Wamberal                        NOT: Avoca

MOTHER NATURE:


DOPE: Sunny throughout the week, raining on the weekend.   NOT: Blue skies always.

STATE:


DOPE: QLD                                 NOT: ACT

SCIENTOLOGIST:


DOPE: John Travolta                    NOT: Kate Cebrano

ERA TO DRAW CLOTHING INSPIRATION FROM:


DOPE:  90s                                NOT: 70s

LUNCHTIME SALAD:


DOPE: Quinoa                                 NOT: Pasta

MAGAZINE:


DOPE: Acclaim                            NOT: Cosmopolitan

SECURITY REQUEST:


DOPE: No tie dye shirts, ripped jeans or fun.        NOT: Good shoes


WAY TO READ A BLOG:


DOPE: Take everything literally and get personally offended     NOT:  Relax and take it 


with just a hint of sarcasm.



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